At Dex Ranch Down the rabbit hole we go…

We’re all a little mad here and in March, Dex Ranch invites you to tumble headfirst into a night of mischief, manners undone, and pleasures that don’t play by the rules.

This Mad Hatter–themed party is inspired by Wonderland whimsy with a wicked twist. Think teasing grins, crooked smiles, and curiosity that begs to be touched. Dress to theme if it delights you: hats, stripes, chaos, and charm are encouraged but never required. Come costumed, come comfy, come exactly as you are.

Pre-Party Events & Classes

Your door fee covers pre-party events and educational classes unless noted otherwise. Participate or pass, be respectful—and if you come solely for the pre-event, you’re welcome (and encouraged) to stay for the full party.

Fire Cupping Class

Before the night fully unravels, join us for a fire cupping class where heat meets intention and sensation blooms slow and deep. Learn the technique, the safety, and the delicious reasons people crave the pull, the warmth, and the surrender. Whether you’re curious or expanding your skills, this is a chance to feel something very Wonderland-worthy. Class starts at 6:30pm

The Play Space Awaits

Once the tea is spilled and the play gets bendy, Dex Ranch offers space to explore:

3 St. Andrews Crosses
3 suspension stations
3 adjustable public impact play tables
4 private suites with queen beds
A private medical suite
Sex swing
Freshly sanitized community-use impact toys

Plenty of room to go mad… responsibly.

Cleaning & Care

All public and private play areas are stocked with cleaning supplies and extra linens. Guests are expected to clean up after themselves and change sheets as needed. Respect for the space keeps it welcoming for everyone.

Potluck with a Twist

Every good tea party needs treats. Bring a snack to share sweet, savory, or indulgent. Hydration is provided, and generosity is always sexy. Donations to the Chicken Fund are welcome if you’d rather contribute that way.

Food Drive Continues

Bring 5 non-perishable food items and enjoy a discounted door fee ($10 instead of $15). Because even in Wonderland, community care matters.

So straighten your hat, mind the time, and follow your curiosity where it leads.

This March, we’re serving tea hot, consent clear, and pleasure just a little unhinged.

After all…

If you don’t know where you’re going,
any path will do
especially the one that leads you here.